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Sir Alex, Crusader of Yaoi  
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Journal Entry: Thu Jul 10, 2008, 3:20 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: The Feel Good Drag By: Anberlin
  • Reading: Proofing this post for typos
  • Watching: The screen?
  • Playing: dA?
  • Eating: DELICIOUS ARTIST BLOCK.
  • Drinking: Vodka. Well it's clear, I can pretend.
UPDATE:

Holy Fuck.

I've recovered from artist's block. And you'll never guess how.

I drew bishonen Ryuk.

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I know.

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Moving on, I got started on the Lady Samurai picture, and did a fan art of this chick from Grendadier. I've only one episode of it, but I already did a fanart. And it's pretty risque too. It turned out to be more of a skin tone study as there was SO MUCH exposed skin to color. >3 -pervs in your general direction-

It's not my best, and it was mainly just to get some more practice with meh Copics, but I'll upload it as soon as I can.

Along with bishie Ryuk.

...

Yeah.

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I FORGET SHIT.

THUSLY I SHALL MAKE A LIST OF THINGS I NEED TO DRAW AFTER I RECOVER FROM ARTISTS BLOCK.

Taking it back:
Remember when having one eye obscured was a metaphor for sex and mystery? NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM DAMN EMO PEOPLE! It's time for hot chicks to take it back.

Super Sunglasses Lady Samurai:
This is what happens when you wear giant mirrored sunglasses and a use a japanese fan simultaneously.

MelloNear - How it should have been:
Little Mello x Little Near at Wammy's House. It'd be a little illustration of a little story I came up with. WHY DO I KEEP SAYING LITTLE?! So basically some kids at Wammy's house bully Near into going outside where he gets lost. In the frantic search for the young genius no one notices Mello has disappeared too. A couple hours later Mello returns with a sleeping Near on his back. I've got to practice a piggyback ride pose though...

Childhood Memories:
LITTLE RIKU TIMES LITTLE SORA IS LOVE! Murrr...

Cloud and Sephi - YOU SKANK!
Cloud and Sephiroth as hookers. Dear lord I'm never reading another IM conversation between Monica and Maddi EVER again! Stilettos, eyeliner... TWITCH.

Cloud and Sephi:
UNEXPECTED PARENTING! Featuring Zexion as the unexpected child!

Cloud and Leon:
UNEXPECTED PARENTING II: THE UNEXPECTED SEQUEL! Featuring Sora as the new unexpected child! IS CLOUD EVERYONE'S BITCH?!

DeviantID:
Sir Alex, Crusader of Yaoi! I have to come up with a uniform for the new crusade though... Meh.

I think that's about it...

Devious Information

  • Current Age: I just rolled down the stairs. I FEEL FUCKING OLD.
  • Current Residence: Handbasket
  • Interests: Yaoi, Yuri
  • Favourite movie: Dogma. GOOD BUDDY JESUS!
  • Favourite band or musician: Everybody from Miyavi to Nickelback
  • Favourite genre of music: Eclectic
  • Favourite artist: My friends. :]
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite style of art: Anime/Manga-esque
  • Operating System: AWESOMOCITY
  • MP3 player of choice: iTouch
  • Shell of choice: Crab.
  • Wallpaper of choice: PAINT!
  • Skin of choice: The one I'm wearing currently.
  • Favourite game: The Game of Life. NO NOT THE F---ING BOARD GAME!
  • Favourite gaming platform: Photoshop 7
  • Favourite cartoon character: JESUS! They're making a manga you know.
  • Personal Quote: This ain't no wobbly headed doll caper.
  • Tools of the Trade: Copics, Copic Multiliners

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Devious Comments

~Fennikusu13:iconFennikusu13: 6 days 5 hours ago
right...the f that flies....ya it's horrible,colter says hi though...wanna know what he said?!
~Fennikusu13:iconFennikusu13: Jul 16, 2008, 7:08:43 PM
GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! I lost my pick up line virginity.... TO COLTER

TT_TT


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Call me cold, but girl I can light up a whole room with just one smile
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 3:54:31 PM
Oh!
and this Saturday @ 4.m - 12
but I know no one's gunna stay that long!

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 3:53:15 PM
umm I don't even rememer the girl's name but it's her 18 b-day
and I said I would be 1 of the 17 girls that is in the seremony (sp?)

and I'm hoping to god I say this right!
Kent Commons? Right across from kent station
Do u know where that is?

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 3:46:28 PM
heehee!^O^
yay!
I hope ur ITouch comes!
which reminds me do u want to come with me to that party?
Mom said I could invite some friends!^^
I've been acting more of an uke lately. heehee

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 3:29:31 PM
aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ya okay?

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 1:54:50 PM
OMG!
I found da pic dat u drew for me!
remember?
Shirtless Riku! *faints*
I almost died when I found it! *fangirlish squeal*
THANK YOU"S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh can I scan it on DA?

I give all credit to you!^^

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 10, 2008, 1:51:43 PM
heehee!
on fanficion.net
theres a stodry called Kingdom Hearts Q & A
lol there hasn't been any yaoi but it seems like there is sometimes!^^
I sent in a question too!
IDK when they'll answer it....

hows are u?

Riku's bald NOOOOO!!!!

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~HotaruTsukino4u:iconHotaruTsukino4u: Jul 8, 2008, 3:26:11 PM
:icon300plz:

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When cookies are your friend, make sure to bake some more
~BlueRiku:iconBlueRiku: Jul 6, 2008, 12:08:54 PM
yes!
HOW DID U FIND OUT WHO I WAS????????????
lol

ahh glompage!

Ooo Alex read this!

Xigbar: (still rolling) AHH!!

Rhino7: All right, everyone! Gather! (hits gong)

All those questioned: (summoned)

Donald: (gibberish and strange noises)

Rhino7: I’m sorry, you’ll have to repeat that.

Donald: (with heavy gibberish accent) I can’t swear! I’m a Disney character! Oh, but if I could—(glares)

Xaldin: Why do you all gotta be dissing my dreads?

Rhino7: (slaps him with a lawn chair) You’re NOT gangster. Stop it.

Xaldin: (grumble grumble) It’s just the way I roll…foo.

Rhino7: Stop trying to be gangster, you idiot! (attacks)

Xemnas: (googly eyes) I KNEW I had admirers! And yes I watch Star Wars! May the Force be with you all! (dramatic scream)

Kairi: A Death Note? I would burn it! I would never, EVER use it, right Namine?

Namine: (scrawls name on Death Note) Hm what?

(Meanwhile, far away in a distant land…;)

Diz: I feel strange. (dies)

(Back to the Room)

Sora: I agree with Kairi, I wouldn’t use it.

Riku: Psh, I’d use it.

Sora: On who?

Riku: Uh—(shifty eyes) Barney.

All Organization members: (explode from excitement at finding Note)

Xemnas: I would use it on all of my enemies! And they would be vanquished! (angry arms and many dramatic gestures)

Xigbar: (still falling) AHH!!

Sora: I’m the sky! I can fly! (jumps off a ladder, flapping wings) (FAILS)

Axel: I just got back from my date with Zakuro, and I’m still recovering—

Rhino7: Of course he’d go out with you! (smacks Axel in the back of the head) As for the fangirls…

Fangirl pit: (hissing and snarling)

Rhino7: (throws Kairi at them)

Axel: Well, I haven’t seen the Escaflowne movie, so I’ll have to go with the Japanese version before the dub.

Rhino7: (jams sanity pills down Saix’s throat) Be healed!

Saix: (chokes) What’s the matter with you!?

Rhino7: (points at question)

Saix: I guess I’d go to Bleach…(twitches) RAWR! (smashes around with claymore)

Rhino7: Well, his sanity was only short lived.

Riku: (reads request) No! Absolutely not! I can’t just—

Rhino7: (muzzles him) Hush, you infidel! Who are you to refuse the requests of your admirers!? I’m feeling generous, so you may borrow him for the weekend.

Riku: And the kiss?

Rhino7: (eye twitches) Fine. Just one…and very quickly!

Riku: Don’t I get any say in this?

Rhino7: No, answer the next questions!

Riku: My Nobody would be fierce and violent and—Hey! I won’t turn into a Nobody. I’m too cool for that.

(Dark Keyblade flies out of nowhere and stabs him in the chest, ripping his heart out)

Rhino7: Sora?!

Sora: What? I’m curious.

Kairi: Hey! I didn’t get stabbed this time! Yay!

(Saix smashes her with claymore)

Kairi: (dies)

Nobody: (pops up) (looks around) (screams)

Rhino7: (screams)

Nobody: (screams)

Sora: (screams)

Nobody: (screams)

Demyx: Cake! (throws cake and runs away)

Rhino7: Who are you?

Nobody: I’m Riku’s Nobody, Kirux.

Sora: Dang it! You’re still cool! (kicks Riku’s heartless body)

Kairi: (sits up) I’m okay! (sees Kirux) (dies again)

Rhino7: (stares at Kirux, drooling) Being a Nobody increased your hotness.

(Rhino7 snatches up pole with flag of her face on it, duct taping it to Kirux)

Rhino7: I claim you as mine! (glomps)

Sora: (gives Riku his heart back)

Riku: (sits up) Ow, what happened? (sees Kirux) What happened?!

Rhino7: (looks from Kirux, to Riku, to Kirux, back to Riku) Now there are TWO!! (fangirlish squeal) (passes out)

Demyx: Yay band! (plays sitar) We’ll be called the Cacophonous Cakes!

Xaldin: If I went to the Pokemon world, I would smite all of them.

Ash Ketchum: I will be the Pokemon Mast—

Xaldin: (beats him to death in fiendish passion with lances)

All: (stare)

Xaldin: Aw, come on. You all know you want to kill him too.

All: (pause) (shrug and nod in assent)

Xemnas: Dragon Ball Z! (dramatic arm gestures) Because I said so! (runs away)

Lexaeus: I don’t watch Anime.

Zexion: I don’t care…Death Note.

Marluxia: CardCaptor Sakura! She has such cute outfits!

Larxene: Guh, why do we always get the anime question? (strikes random passerby with lightning) If I have to answer…I’ll go Bleach.

Roxas: Xemnas said that one.

Larxene: Well I said it too. Got a problem with that, halfpint?

Roxas: No…I’d be on Digimon…just because.

Rhino7: I can’t…get…this…video…to upload…ARGH!! (slaps computer multiple times)

(static fills screen)

WE SEEM TO BE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE OUR COMPUTER EXPERTS WORK TO FIX THE PROBLEM…

Saix: RAWR! (smashes computer with claymore)

Computer: Damn you. (starts to work again)

Queen Minnie: I am perfectly happy to guard the castle against all evil while the king is away. Of course I wish I could do more, but who else would guard the castle if I didn’t?

Rhino7: (sweatdrop) Well you’re just made of gingerbread and sugar muffins, aren’t you?

Queen Minnie: What?

Rhino7: Nevermind…Onward!

Vexen: Who? Who is this Hojo you speak of?...and could we meet?

Sephiroth:…Uh…Er…What?

Rhno7: It’s okay, Sephiroth, we all have weird parents. Yours just graduated from weird school and went right on to WTF University.

Marluxia: No, I wasn’t born with pink hair (sob sob) I was an original blond.

Riku: Go figure.

Marluxia: Shut up, you’re bald.

Riku: (glares at Kirux’s brilliant silver hair) I hate you all.

Marluxia: Now I have fabulous pink hair! (frolics away)

Axel: No…(twitch) My Somebody wasn’t a girl. Why do people think that?

Roxas: (starts the song “Hips Don’t Lie” behind Axel)

Axel: (whirls) You’re dead! (chases Roxas)

Xigbar: (still rolling) AHH!!

Rhino7: (force feeds Saix more pills) You have more questions.

Saix: (calms…momentarily) What scar? Where? I can’t see it! (goes cross eyed)

Xigbar: (still rolling) (pulls out sniper rifle) Righteous! Moving target!

Saix: (ducks behind Kairi)

Kairi: (sits up) I’m okay! (gets sniped) (dies)

Saix: Am I the WHAT?!

Rhino7: (reads questions) Holy—Leon! Seifer! Get your asses over here now! (rings church bells)

Leon and Seifer: (summoned)

Leon: What?

Rhino7: Explain this assumption!

Leon: (blanches) Oh good lord…Men can’t get pregnant! (grabs computer screen) Get it through all your heads out there! MEN…CAN’T…GET…;PREGNANT! (flees screaming obscenities)

Seifer: (reads) Dude, that’s messed up.

Rhino7: (scratches head) Anyway…Xiggy!

Xigbar: Wh—(rolls)—at?

Rhino7: (ties Saix to large target) Fire away.

Xigbar: I would totally use that moon freak’s face as target practice! Bring it! (loads sniper rifle) (aims) (fires)

Saix: Ha! You have underestimated my powers! (summons Kairi)

Kairi: (becomes human shield) (is repeatedly sniped)

Rhino7: Well…can’t really complain about that.

Xigbar: (runs out of shots) Aw, dang.

Kairi: (is very, very, very dead)

Saix: Victory! (rips free from wall) RAWR! (smashes around with claymore)

Rhino7: Flee! (is chased by deranged Saix) (knocks Xigbar down Scroll Mounta)

Xigbar: (rolls) AHH!!

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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?

ummm *runs away*

*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!

NO!
~Fennikusu13:iconFennikusu13: May 10, 2008, 2:08:25 PM
-_-

nevermind the giggles.....and no cracker rapping, unless it's in plastic!
~Fennikusu13:iconFennikusu13: May 3, 2008, 11:13:14 AM
Why thank you *giggles* I'm glad you likes it!
~HotaruTsukino4u:iconHotaruTsukino4u: Apr 23, 2008, 7:37:29 PM Mood: Love
YAY! I FINALLY SAW YOUR ART!!! YOU'VE GOTTEN SO AMAZING AAAAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX

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When cookies are your friend, make sure to bake some more
~Fennikusu13:iconFennikusu13: Apr 18, 2008, 6:06:35 PM
I saw you in your car! *giggles*
~dothack4ever:icondothack4ever: Apr 18, 2008, 4:32:33 PM
thanks for the fav!

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igiari!