To Do List
Journal Entry: Thu Jul 10, 2008, 3:20 PM
- Mood:
Optimism - Listening to: The Feel Good Drag By: Anberlin
- Reading: Proofing this post for typos
- Watching: The screen?
- Playing: dA?
- Eating: DELICIOUS ARTIST BLOCK.
- Drinking: Vodka. Well it's clear, I can pretend.
UPDATE:
Holy Fuck.
I've recovered from artist's block. And you'll never guess how.
I drew bishonen Ryuk.
...
I know.
...
Moving on, I got started on the Lady Samurai picture, and did a fan art of this chick from Grendadier. I've only one episode of it, but I already did a fanart. And it's pretty risque too. It turned out to be more of a skin tone study as there was SO MUCH exposed skin to color. >3 -pervs in your general direction-
It's not my best, and it was mainly just to get some more practice with meh Copics, but I'll upload it as soon as I can.
Along with bishie Ryuk.
...
Yeah.
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I FORGET SHIT.
THUSLY I SHALL MAKE A LIST OF THINGS I NEED TO DRAW AFTER I RECOVER FROM ARTISTS BLOCK.
Taking it back:
Remember when having one eye obscured was a metaphor for sex and mystery? NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM DAMN EMO PEOPLE! It's time for hot chicks to take it back.
Super Sunglasses Lady Samurai:
This is what happens when you wear giant mirrored sunglasses and a use a japanese fan simultaneously.
MelloNear - How it should have been:
Little Mello x Little Near at Wammy's House. It'd be a little illustration of a little story I came up with. WHY DO I KEEP SAYING LITTLE?! So basically some kids at Wammy's house bully Near into going outside where he gets lost. In the frantic search for the young genius no one notices Mello has disappeared too. A couple hours later Mello returns with a sleeping Near on his back. I've got to practice a piggyback ride pose though...
Childhood Memories:
LITTLE RIKU TIMES LITTLE SORA IS LOVE! Murrr...
Cloud and Sephi - YOU SKANK!
Cloud and Sephiroth as hookers. Dear lord I'm never reading another IM conversation between Monica and Maddi EVER again! Stilettos, eyeliner... TWITCH.
Cloud and Sephi:
UNEXPECTED PARENTING! Featuring Zexion as the unexpected child!
Cloud and Leon:
UNEXPECTED PARENTING II: THE UNEXPECTED SEQUEL! Featuring Sora as the new unexpected child! IS CLOUD EVERYONE'S BITCH?!
DeviantID:
Sir Alex, Crusader of Yaoi! I have to come up with a uniform for the new crusade though... Meh.
I think that's about it...
Devious Comments
TT_TT
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Call me cold, but girl I can light up a whole room with just one smile
and this Saturday @ 4.m - 12
but I know no one's gunna stay that long!
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
and I said I would be 1 of the 17 girls that is in the seremony (sp?)
and I'm hoping to god I say this right!
Kent Commons? Right across from kent station
Do u know where that is?
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
yay!
I hope ur ITouch comes!
which reminds me do u want to come with me to that party?
Mom said I could invite some friends!^^
I've been acting more of an uke lately. heehee
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
I found da pic dat u drew for me!
remember?
Shirtless Riku! *faints*
I almost died when I found it! *fangirlish squeal*
THANK YOU"S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh can I scan it on DA?
I give all credit to you!^^
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
on fanficion.net
theres a stodry called Kingdom Hearts Q & A
lol there hasn't been any yaoi but it seems like there is sometimes!^^
I sent in a question too!
IDK when they'll answer it....
hows are u?
Riku's bald NOOOOO!!!!
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
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: D
When cookies are your friend, make sure to bake some more
HOW DID U FIND OUT WHO I WAS????????????
lol
ahh glompage!
Ooo Alex read this!
Xigbar: (still rolling) AHH!!
Rhino7: All right, everyone! Gather! (hits gong)
All those questioned: (summoned)
Donald: (gibberish and strange noises)
Rhino7: Im sorry, youll have to repeat that.
Donald: (with heavy gibberish accent) I cant swear! Im a Disney character! Oh, but if I could(glares)
Xaldin: Why do you all gotta be dissing my dreads?
Rhino7: (slaps him with a lawn chair) Youre NOT gangster. Stop it.
Xaldin: (grumble grumble) Its just the way I roll foo.
Rhino7: Stop trying to be gangster, you idiot! (attacks)
Xemnas: (googly eyes) I KNEW I had admirers! And yes I watch Star Wars! May the Force be with you all! (dramatic scream)
Kairi: A Death Note? I would burn it! I would never, EVER use it, right Namine?
Namine: (scrawls name on Death Note) Hm what?
(Meanwhile, far away in a distant land
Diz: I feel strange. (dies)
(Back to the Room)
Sora: I agree with Kairi, I wouldnt use it.
Riku: Psh, Id use it.
Sora: On who?
Riku: Uh(shifty eyes) Barney.
All Organization members: (explode from excitement at finding Note)
Xemnas: I would use it on all of my enemies! And they would be vanquished! (angry arms and many dramatic gestures)
Xigbar: (still falling) AHH!!
Sora: Im the sky! I can fly! (jumps off a ladder, flapping wings) (FAILS)
Axel: I just got back from my date with Zakuro, and Im still recovering
Rhino7: Of course hed go out with you! (smacks Axel in the back of the head) As for the fangirls
Fangirl pit: (hissing and snarling)
Rhino7: (throws Kairi at them)
Axel: Well, I havent seen the Escaflowne movie, so Ill have to go with the Japanese version before the dub.
Rhino7: (jams sanity pills down Saixs throat) Be healed!
Saix: (chokes) Whats the matter with you!?
Rhino7: (points at question)
Saix: I guess Id go to Bleach (twitches) RAWR! (smashes around with claymore)
Rhino7: Well, his sanity was only short lived.
Riku: (reads request) No! Absolutely not! I cant just
Rhino7: (muzzles him) Hush, you infidel! Who are you to refuse the requests of your admirers!? Im feeling generous, so you may borrow him for the weekend.
Riku: And the kiss?
Rhino7: (eye twitches) Fine. Just one and very quickly!
Riku: Dont I get any say in this?
Rhino7: No, answer the next questions!
Riku: My Nobody would be fierce and violent andHey! I wont turn into a Nobody. Im too cool for that.
(Dark Keyblade flies out of nowhere and stabs him in the chest, ripping his heart out)
Rhino7: Sora?!
Sora: What? Im curious.
Kairi: Hey! I didnt get stabbed this time! Yay!
(Saix smashes her with claymore)
Kairi: (dies)
Nobody: (pops up) (looks around) (screams)
Rhino7: (screams)
Nobody: (screams)
Sora: (screams)
Nobody: (screams)
Demyx: Cake! (throws cake and runs away)
Rhino7: Who are you?
Nobody: Im Rikus Nobody, Kirux.
Sora: Dang it! Youre still cool! (kicks Rikus heartless body)
Kairi: (sits up) Im okay! (sees Kirux) (dies again)
Rhino7: (stares at Kirux, drooling) Being a Nobody increased your hotness.
(Rhino7 snatches up pole with flag of her face on it, duct taping it to Kirux)
Rhino7: I claim you as mine! (glomps)
Sora: (gives Riku his heart back)
Riku: (sits up) Ow, what happened? (sees Kirux) What happened?!
Rhino7: (looks from Kirux, to Riku, to Kirux, back to Riku) Now there are TWO!! (fangirlish squeal) (passes out)
Demyx: Yay band! (plays sitar) Well be called the Cacophonous Cakes!
Xaldin: If I went to the Pokemon world, I would smite all of them.
Ash Ketchum: I will be the Pokemon Mast
Xaldin: (beats him to death in fiendish passion with lances)
All: (stare)
Xaldin: Aw, come on. You all know you want to kill him too.
All: (pause) (shrug and nod in assent)
Xemnas: Dragon Ball Z! (dramatic arm gestures) Because I said so! (runs away)
Lexaeus: I dont watch Anime.
Zexion: I dont care Death Note.
Marluxia: CardCaptor Sakura! She has such cute outfits!
Larxene: Guh, why do we always get the anime question? (strikes random passerby with lightning) If I have to answer Ill go Bleach.
Roxas: Xemnas said that one.
Larxene: Well I said it too. Got a problem with that, halfpint?
Roxas: No Id be on Digimon just because.
Rhino7: I cant get this video to upload ARGH!! (slaps computer multiple times)
(static fills screen)
WE SEEM TO BE HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAND BY WHILE OUR COMPUTER EXPERTS WORK TO FIX THE PROBLEM
Saix: RAWR! (smashes computer with claymore)
Computer: Damn you. (starts to work again)
Queen Minnie: I am perfectly happy to guard the castle against all evil while the king is away. Of course I wish I could do more, but who else would guard the castle if I didnt?
Rhino7: (sweatdrop) Well youre just made of gingerbread and sugar muffins, arent you?
Queen Minnie: What?
Rhino7: Nevermind Onward!
Vexen: Who? Who is this Hojo you speak of?...and could we meet?
Sephiroth: Uh Er What?
Rhno7: Its okay, Sephiroth, we all have weird parents. Yours just graduated from weird school and went right on to WTF University.
Marluxia: No, I wasnt born with pink hair (sob sob) I was an original blond.
Riku: Go figure.
Marluxia: Shut up, youre bald.
Riku: (glares at Kiruxs brilliant silver hair) I hate you all.
Marluxia: Now I have fabulous pink hair! (frolics away)
Axel: No (twitch) My Somebody wasnt a girl. Why do people think that?
Roxas: (starts the song Hips Dont Lie behind Axel)
Axel: (whirls) Youre dead! (chases Roxas)
Xigbar: (still rolling) AHH!!
Rhino7: (force feeds Saix more pills) You have more questions.
Saix: (calms momentarily) What scar? Where? I cant see it! (goes cross eyed)
Xigbar: (still rolling) (pulls out sniper rifle) Righteous! Moving target!
Saix: (ducks behind Kairi)
Kairi: (sits up) Im okay! (gets sniped) (dies)
Saix: Am I the WHAT?!
Rhino7: (reads questions) HolyLeon! Seifer! Get your asses over here now! (rings church bells)
Leon and Seifer: (summoned)
Leon: What?
Rhino7: Explain this assumption!
Leon: (blanches) Oh good lord Men cant get pregnant! (grabs computer screen) Get it through all your heads out there! MEN CANT GET
Seifer: (reads) Dude, thats messed up.
Rhino7: (scratches head) Anyway Xiggy!
Xigbar: Wh(rolls)at?
Rhino7: (ties Saix to large target) Fire away.
Xigbar: I would totally use that moon freaks face as target practice! Bring it! (loads sniper rifle) (aims) (fires)
Saix: Ha! You have underestimated my powers! (summons Kairi)
Kairi: (becomes human shield) (is repeatedly sniped)
Rhino7: Well cant really complain about that.
Xigbar: (runs out of shots) Aw, dang.
Kairi: (is very, very, very dead)
Saix: Victory! (rips free from wall) RAWR! (smashes around with claymore)
Rhino7: Flee! (is chased by deranged Saix) (knocks Xigbar down Scroll Mounta)
Xigbar: (rolls) AHH!!
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*Smacks Sora's head* SORA!! why didn't you tell me you took ballet!?
ummm *runs away*
*chases after* GET BACK HERE!!
NO!
nevermind the giggles.....and no cracker rapping, unless it's in plastic!
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: D
When cookies are your friend, make sure to bake some more
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igiari!
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